Thursday, October 05, 2006

David's Dream

Davids dream was that he wanted to be a zoo keeper and on day his dream came true.Davids boss said"if you kill and amimal you will have to pay a lot of money.".
David said"ok".
So David had to clean the the bird cage and then suddenly he nocked of one of the finches and it died.David felt terrible so he let the lions eat it,and thought that the his boss wouldn't notice. Seconly he had to look after the chimps. The chimps were swinging on the string and David snapped the string.David killed one of the chimps. So he let the lions eat the chimps. Then he started to mow the grass and nocked the tree witch had bees in it.He killed the bees. After he had killed the bees he mushed them up and then fed them to the lions. Then a new lion came and he said to the lion" what did you have for tea yesterday".
The lion Said"I had finch,chimps and mushy bees".
The End

If you don't get it: The lion thought it was finch,chimps and mushy peas but it was finch, chimps and mushy bees.

1 Comments:

At 1:36 AM, Blogger mouse's blog said...

Hi Georgina
cool joke.How long did it take to write it?

 

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